BEYONCE AND THE G-UNIT CLICK

Once upon a time the lived a diva by the name Beyonce. She lived in a mansion with wicked stepmother named Rihanna. Rihanna was the queen of ghetto. She hated Beyonce. She was afraid that Beyonce would look better then her on day. Everyday Rihanna asked her mirror, mirror mirror on the wall who’s the finest of us all. Rihanna’s mirror would reply you are. She would always smile like it was really true. Then one day Rihanna asked her mirror and it replied beyonce is the finest. Rihanna was hot. She told Mr. DJ to take Beyonce to the hood and merk her. So Mr. DJ took beyonce and he could not merk her. He told Beyonce how bad Rihanna was hatten on her and that she had ask him to kill her. He told Beyonce to run far away. Beyonce ran in the dark she was scared with stilettos heels on and she tripped and fell. My neck my back and she fell asleep. The next morning when she woke up she saw chicken, pigeons and raccoons. She was really happy because she was not alone anymore. Beyonce needed a crib to live in. A place to lay her head at night. The friendly animals took her to the projects. When Beyonce got there she pushed the door opened and it was a hot mess. There were dishes piled up. The floor looked like it was not swiped in days. There was g-unit outfits all over the place. The place was stank and the gits must be dirty Beyonce thought to herself. Lets clean this mess up she said to the friendly animals, maybe them gits will let me chill in the crib for a minute. She swiped singing dangerously in love. The chicken washed the clothing. The pigeon and the raccoon dust the crib. She went up stair to be nosey wanting to see the rest of the crib. There was know light so she lit her lighter so that she could see. There were seven futon beds. Each bed had a name on it. Young buck, Toni Yayo, game Beyonce started laughing these some ghetto names. Portage, Lloyd Banks, Maze and 50 cent. Beyonce was getting sleepy so she layed on the beds. Hours later the owners of the crib came back. They were not gits they were the G-Unit click. When they opened the door they could not believe that the crib was cleaned. They rushed up stair following 50 cent. When they pulled the sheets and saw Beyonce laying there. They were amazed. Baby got back said Lloyd banks. Young Buck was like yo I bet she got a name and portage was like what her man got to do with us. What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him. Beyonce woke up and saw the G-Unit click in front of her. Let me guess who is who and she got their names right. Beyonce told them about her running away from home and how they tried to merk her and how she couldn’t go back. That won’t happen said Maze we got your back. When dinner came around beyonce had cooked up some soul food. She was telling the click about this fella she had met by the name Jay- z. They were having a good time laughing singing I take you to the candy shop. When it was time for bed Lloyd was listing to his music. Toni Yayo was sing so seductive. The game was cleaning his shoe. Maze was reading his bible. Young buck was counting his money. Portage was fast asleep and brave old 50 cent was staring at his gun shot wounds. Then next morning the click had to go to the studio to record some tracks. 50 told beyonce not to let anybody in the crib. Beyonce was like okay. That after noon Beyonce forgot what 50 had told here an old grandma was at the door so beyonce let her in. She said that she always bake cake for the boys. She gave beyonce a red velvet cake that had roach spray on it. Beyonce messed that cake up. Beyonce started filling dizzy. She stared singing got me filling so dizzy right now and before you know it the old witch gone and beyonce was knocked out could on the floor. When the G-Unit click came back they found beyonce on the floor. She dead she dead said maze. I told her not to open the door said 50. The click builds her a golden casket and placed her in there. Later on the night they saw jigga know as Jay-z by beyonce. He was like what they do.The G-Unit was like chillin, chillin. Jigga was like I’m looking for my bonnie I haven’t seen shorty in a minute. He described her to the click and they took him right to her. Jigga saw Beyonce and gave her a kiss. The kiss woke her up; she was like jay-z you saved me. They all started dancing and singing know body wants us to be together. When it was time to go Jay-z was like you ready bee and he started sing all I need in this life of sin is me and my girlfriend.



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